rowan totally killed gerry didnt he?
but why are we hurting the kids when we could be hurting fitz?
did mellie say that gerry is definitely gerry’s or fitz’s?
well reign was waaay better than it’s been lately, like super good.
Did you know why Mr. Rogers always said that he was feeding his fish when he fed his fish? A blind girl sent him this adorable letter:
"Dear Mister Rogers,
Please say when you are feeding your fish, because I worry about them. I can’t see if you are feeding them, so please say you are feeding them out loud.
Katie, age 5”
idk maybe i’ll stay now. i hate it but maybe i’ll like it once i get to tell people what to do and get paid some extra cents
so a girl from work told me that she saw my name on a list of people who are going to made supervisors and i’m like “oh” because i’ve been planning on finding another job and quitting
rachel gets on my nerves sometimes, but she’s like legit my best friend and i love seeing her everyday because i can tell her all kinds of weird shit and she just looks at me like “….” but when i need her for something she comes through and we laugh so fucking hard about everything. we go through the self-checkout at walmart just hardy-har-har’ing the whole way and she’s perfect and i love her
waterbears actually look like uncircumcised penises i can’t deal with it.
mean things rachel has said:
- "who are these troll twins?"
- "she looks like a fucking leprechaun"
- *ugly guy walks by*, rachel says, in a sing-songy way “beauty and the beaaassssttttt”
i just want to tell you guys about this time in our freshman year at college where rachel and i knew this guy who is not cute at all and every time me and rachel saw him she would sing “beauty and the beast” into my ear and i would die